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Desperate Spinsters

Milwaukee, WI, US · 2012–present · active
Crossover ThrashThrash Metal
Desperate Spinsters
Milwaukee's Desperate Spinsters have been running crossover thrash through the city's underground since 2012, splitting the difference between hardcore's brevity and thrash's riff density. The Wisconsin scene has always had a chip on its shoulder, and this band plays like they know it.
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Desperate Spinsters Discography

Sexless Restless And Cruel
Sexless Restless And Cruel 2012 · EP
Spotify
6 tracks
  1. 1 Shut the Fuck Up About Your Grand Kids 1:00
  2. 2 Gang Raped by Boxcar Hobos 0:51
  3. 3 An Orgy of Death Starring You and Me 2:40
  4. 4 The Truth About Rest Homes 2:51
  5. 5 Waddling Decrepit Wisconsinites 1:01
  6. 6 Everything We Do Revolves Around Alcohol 1:38
Gorgon In A White Dress
Gorgon In A White Dress 2017 · LP
Spotify
16 tracks
  1. 1 God Is a Murderer 2:11
  2. 2 My Ass Is Huge 1:24
  3. 3 King in the North 3:37
  4. 4 Teenage Milf 2:24
  5. 5 Joy to the Appalling 3:47
  6. 6 Strangled to Death by a Beautiful Babe 1:47
  7. 7 Snacking on Silverfish 1:59
  8. 8 The Czars Knew How to Handle These Wretches 2:04
  9. 9 Drag the Jackal Out by His Neck 3:21
  10. 10 Romantic Astronauts 1:58
  11. 11 Dead Man for a White Man 2:16
  12. 12 Schizophrenic Sugar Momma 2:57
  13. 13 Fuck Your Politics 2:33
  14. 14 Everybody Sucks Dick 1:30
  15. 15 Central European Mating Ritual 1:57
  16. 16 Kneel Before Jehovah You Scoundrel 3:25
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